Rants, Raves, Bedtime Stories, and other strange emanations from that guy who lives in my head & won't shut up and let me get some sleep (the dirty rotten bastard)
| Say Goodbye to Grandma |
This is a cheerful little story about my Dad's mother. A classic I tell often, and possibly the event which most helped to shape my outlook on life. |
| Modern Medicine |
A true story to make you long for the days of leeches. |
| Ah, your mother! |
My favorite poem. |
| Ask Uncle Pat |
This column accepts questions from visitors on any topic imaginable. See what people have been asking about, or send Uncle Pat a question of your own. |
| What's Old? |
Not much, what's new with you? I try to add things when I get a chance. Here's where I keep the stuff that used to be new, but aint no more (new). |
| Challenger |
Do you remember where you were when the shuttle blew up? Here's what I was up to. |